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I LOVE the unpredictability of sports. It provides unbeatable edge-of-your-seat drama.

If one play sums up the NY Giants determination and will to win from the Super Bowl it was the “Giant” Houdini act by…. (gulp) Eli Manning?!

Yes, somehow, someway the elusive S.O.B. escaped the clutches of 4 Patriots linemen and completed the biggest pass of his dubious young career.

Potentially even more, but definitely just as impressive was the catch made by David Tyree on the other end of the play. Every time I watch the clip…WOWED.

No better play exemplifies gritty determination, drive and resiliency as this. Click for the video.

Kudos- hats off- congrats again to the New York Giants.

They never gave up and showed they possess the heart of a champion.

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They did it. This is why the games are played.

The undefeated New England Patriots have been defeated 17-14. It will go down as one of the greatest games in Super Bowl history ONLY because of the outcome.
The last 10 minutes of the game WAS the game!
Eli Manning was criticized for being nonchalant in the past but he was cool as ice when it counted most.

Momentum can never be understated enough I guess.
How devastating for New England. Congratulations to the Giants.
I owe my co-workers $10.

This is it. 10 seconds left. Fourth down coming up. Congrats to the Giants. They deserve it.

Brady SACKEDDDDDDD. 3rd down coming up. Giants are going to WIN

Incomplete. 2nd down.

29 seconds left. Here come the Patriots at their 25.

OMG. I don’t believe what I just saw. Manning a floater to Plaxico Burress. TOUCHDOWN GIANTS! 17-14 with 35 seconds left. WOWWOWOW

Boy oh boy. First down again. Giants inside the 14.

3rd down coming up and I have to pee.

Manning just sacked. G’s using their FINAL time out. Ball at NE 24. 51 seconds left. Oh I need air.

Manning somehow got away from every Pats lineman and completed a pass deep downfield to David Tyree. Ball at NE 25!

Un-be-lievable turn of events.

Incomplete pass. 3rd down coming.

14-10 New England. 1:20 left in the game. Giants have the ball and 2 timeouts left.. 2nd and 5 coming up.

Give to Brandon Jacobs and it looks like he just picked it up. 1:22 left. 1st down G-men.

4th and 1 coming up

Manning completed to Toomer for a possible 1st! Oh the humanity. Thank God I have Beer close by.

3rd down coming up for the Giants. Oh and a Victoria Secrets commercial is on. How dare they! they pulled a Brady, and came in late in the game and will take the cake for best commercial. Ahh…

First down completion to Amani Toomer. Troy Aikman just commented on how well Manning runs the no huddle. Will be interesting how it develops. Maybe prophetic?

Here comes Eli and the Giants.

Tom Brady knows comebacks. Giants getting the ball back. 3 Timeouts left. 2:42 to go in the game.

And THERE IT IS. Its almost like its scripted. Brady to Randy Moss. TOUCHDOWN NEW ENGLAND! Patriots lead 14-10.

Incomplete to Welker. 3rd and GOAL coming up. 2:45 left.

Brady TOTALLY missed an open Moss in the End Zone. Un Brady like.

Brady 7-8, 65 yards on the drive.

Kevin Faulk first down catch. Down inside the 10. NE first and goal. 3:12 remaining. This is DRAMA.

Randy Moss. Another first down catch. Inside the 30.

4:12 left in the GAME

Welker another catch another first down. Ball at NY 30.

Kevin Faulk catch. 2nd and 6. Clock ticking.

Wes Welker first down. Ball at Giants 43. 5:40 left.

Randy Moss first down. Ball at 35. Under 7 left.

Welker reception 5 yards.

Tough decision coming up. 4th and 1 coming up. PUNT coming. Could be last possession of the game coming for NE

Boy the screws are tightening on Defense. Giants facing 3rd down.

Beer break.

3rd down. Incomplete pass. The Giants defense does it again. The Giants might just pull this off. Amazing.

OK. Brady just completed to Moss. What took them so long? And my TV is acting up again.

Patriots will start at their 11 down 10-7 in the 4th quarter.

Just read what I wrote. Must be the Beer talking.

Occasionally Fox cameras will peer over to Peyton Manning standing in a box by himself watching little bro play. As much as I don’t like the Mannings I do admire the brotherly support and encouragement.

TOUCHDOWN GIANTS. David Tyree reception over the middle. 10-7 Giants.

Bradshaw runs the ball down to the 7. 2nd down.

Whoa. Complete to Steve Smith on 3rd down. Giants are threatening at NE 12 yard line!

3rd down coming up on NE 29.

BIGGEST PLAY for the GIANTS. Manning over the middle to Kevin Boss. First down at NE 35.

10 combined points thru 3 quarters. 2nd fewest ever.

Giants get the ball at their own 20. First and 10. 15 minutes to go in the game! Still 7-3 Patriots

4th Quarter

Dang, very suggestive JAck in the Box commercial. Not sure if that is a good call for them.

Complete to Stallworth but no first down. PUNT coming up for NE

6 seconds left in 3rd quarter. Last play coming up.

When are the Pats going to get Randy Moss involved again??

WESSSS Welker with a slant across the middle gets big YAC. NE in Giants territory.

Maroney picked up another 1st down. Patriots on the move.

First down NE Go to guy Wes Welker. 1st and 10 on 20.

Giants just look hungrier as a team. They almost got to Brady in the end zone.

False start NE. Start at own 5 now. OUCH!

Patriots will take over at their own 10 yard line.

Giants unable to convert this time on 3rd down. PUNT coming

Another first down reception Amani Toomer. Giants are driving.

Giants first down reception Amani Toomer. They are great at draining the clock today.

Replays are showing Kevin Faulk coming up limp with a possible hammy injury.

New England went for it on 4th down and failed to convert. Turnover on downs, Giants ball at their own 30.

Brady sacked by Michael Strahan on 3rd and 7. PUNT coming

Another 3rd down coming for Pats.

How valuable is Kevin Faulk?! Unsung. His reception and YAC gives NE another first down.

Pats sputtering after the gift first down. Giants defense is swarming. 3rd down.

Another whore myspace ad. Urgh!

After review, there WERE 12 men on the field. HUGE mistake on the Giants. Good heads up on the Pats. First down New England.

Patriots are CHALLENGING that the last play on 3rd down there were 12 men on the field for the Giants. Could ba first down if so.

Commercial- Vitamin Water. Shaquille O’neal as a horse jockey. Scarrrry.

Faulk stopped short on 3rd and 5 reception. PUNT coming.

Maroney stopped for a loss. 2nd and 12.

First down Pats. Kevin Faulk on the short reception.

3rd and 3 coming up from the 40.

Immediately get Wes Welker into the game. 15 yard reception first down.

Second half kickoff goes to the Pats and they will start off at their own 21.

Well HALFTIME is upon us and its a 7-3 barnburner in Super Bowl 42. The big story the first half. My TV. It has picked a very poor time to go on the fritz. It squeezes the picture when it wants to and I cant really make out anything. Lovely.
Hopefully the second half of the game will be as exciting and bring as much anticipation as my temperamental analog TV. I KNEW I should have gone with the HD! I need another Beer

Manning incomplete. 5 seconds to go

Holy Crap!! Brady just fumbled/was stripped and the Giants recovers at the 50. 10 seconds in half.

RAndy Moss. Finally. First down completion down the field. Gets outta bounds stops clock

2nd and 12 coming up

59 seconds left in the half. NE just called for holding.

Wow. Donte Stallworth. Havent heard his name much but he just picked up a first down for NE. Under 2 minutes left. Action is fast

And Beer #2 is caput.

Patriots getting the ball back up by 4 with a little more than 2 minutes to go in the first half.

Giants incompletion on following play. 4th down and a punt coming up. Almost at 2 minute warning

Fumble. Ooh, Manning fumbled but Giants recovered again.

My TV is acting up again. This is no bueno. HAng in there buddy, hang in there!!!

Giants another first down rushing. Patriots are playing the Giants game. Giants are looking pretty good.

Under 5 minutes to go in the fairly uneventful first half.

Ahmad Bradshaw broke for a big first down. He is looking like a spring chicken against this Pats D.

I’m surprised the Patriots haven’t even sniffed in Randy Moss’s direction yet. Whattup with that?!

3rd and 17 for Patriots. Brady sacked AGAIN!

Brady sacked.

Haha. Commercial. Life Water. Loved it.

Giants punting. NE to get the ball back.

Oh boy. the Giants just fumbled the handoff the next play. Giants maintain possession somehow.

Manning sacked

Giants receive punt will start on their own 37

First punt coming. Patriots couldn’t convert on 3rd and 1.

Pats at their own 40 yard line

TURNOVER Manning just threw an interception. Ellis Hobbs grabbed the tipped ball out of the air and ran it back to midfield.

My TV is starting to freak out. Great timing Stay with me dude. I need a new one pronto

Bay area product Amani Toomer just made a beautiful catch along the sideline for deep completion.

Giants getting the ball on the 40 yard line. Pats Kicker Gostkowski kicked the kickoff out of bounds. No-no

First PLAY of 2nd quarter TOUCHDOWN New England. Laurence Maroney 1 yard run. 7-3 NE

End of first quarter. Giants up 3-0 with Patriots threatening.

Pats inside the 5.Pats in red zone.

3rd down pass interference call on Giants.

NE inside the Giants 30 on first down completion to Wes Welker.

Myspace just grossly advertised during the game re: super bowl ads. Those whores. Check out: http://myspace.com/superbowlads

Pats are running the ball with Maroney. Just picked up first down

First beer done.

Ha. Those Patriots are good. Laurence Maroney just returned the kickoff 43 yards. Patriots will have terrific field position for their first drive.

Diet Pepsi Max commercial was funny. First funny commercial so far. Spoof on a Night at the Roxbury even had Chris Kataan. Good job Pepsi.

3-0 Giants

Giants just put the first point on the board with a field goal by Lawrence Tynes.

Giants are in the red Zone but can’t convert. Field goal unit on the field.

ANOTHER 3rd down. ANOTHER completion for Manning. He is looking great this opening drive.

Second Commercial- Audi. NIiiiiiiceee.
First commercial- Bud Light.Not funny.

Another 3rd down. Another completion by Eli Manning for the first down to Steve Smith. Uh-oh Pats have a couple ppl down looking injured. This could be big…

3rd down. Manning just completed a nice pass over the middle to Plaxico Burress for a first down.

Opening kick: Giants receive. They will start from their own 25. Eli and co. take the field.

Coin toss: The Giants just won the coin toss. A lot of ppl in Vegas just lost a lot of money. Kickoff in 1 minute.

Super Sunday.

 It is the biggest one day sporting/advertising  event of the year.

This years game will be one of the most watched ever. The undefeated(thats only happened once before) New England Patriots against the NY Giants blah blah blah. I have to get ready! 

The Soothe: 38-17 Patriots. 

Happy February! Nothing better to start off the love month than with this recently unearthed clip of ESPN Mr. Everything CHRIS BERMAN showing some love to his staff.

Deciding to throw professionalism out the window, Berman(YWML) blows up at his poor techies on the set of Monday Night Football.



Nice one. Kudos to the cameraman who forgot to turn off his piece so we can witness the softer side of Bermie.

The video of Mount Berman erupting..

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Perspective is a powerful thing…


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